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A joke from the Swamp Gorillia
Current mood: silly

As a rule I probably won’t blog jokes…but this just became an instant favorite of mine…thanks go out to my long lost brother, Ængus…we were seperated at birth I’m sure of it.

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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human
beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says.

A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”,
she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

“Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped over the fence into our yard!

“That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.

“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff’…and before he could say “F*ck,” the rottweiler ate him!”

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Bwahahaha! Cats may rule, and Dogs may drool.

But Dogs drool kitty juice.

Currently reading : Small Gods By Terry Pratchett Release date: 01 November, 1994