The REAL ending to The Empire Strikes Back…
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! Luke backs away. He
looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No… I am your father!
Luke: No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings… you know it to be true…
Luke: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else?
You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him…when I was
9 years old…Oh. and R2 was mine too…how’s that for a hand-me-down…
Luke: No…
Darth Vader: Nine years old! And what have you done?
Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even levitate your own
ship out of the swamp…
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 9, I single-handedly
destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father never gave me
what I wanted for my birthday… boo hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of
the Sith… waahhh wahhh!”
Luke: Shut up…
Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was you’re age, I had
exterminated the Jedi Knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon!
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 9 years old, winner
of the Boonta Eve Open… Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer…right
here baby!
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I don’t know whose
you are, but you sure ain’t mine…
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the
shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!
(Yea I know it is old….but I still think its bloody funny!) 
