Torpedo 1 “FIRE!”
turns out some folks over in loverly old England have figuredout that yanky my wanky may cut down on prostate Cancer. Who knew watching so many Molly Ringwald movies as a kid may actually be helping me out now. 
you can find one of the articles here : You may go blind, you may grow hair on your palm, but you might not get cancer.
Who knew ‘the scene’ in Fast times was actually a public service “how to” ….and
This picture from that same simple movie in 1982… could be saving us from Prostate Cancer even now…..God bless Phoebe Cates. 
Ok I could keep shooting off the monkey spanking jokes, and while I find it hard to contain myself on this particular subject, and though the jokes do come easily. I’ll have to choke it off here and hold onto it for another time.
So it turns out the Internet really isn’t “For Porn” its really for Prostate Cancer prevention!
