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Every once in a while I find a quote that I REALLY lik. When I do I’ll post it here at the top of the page so that its always “newest” first.
12/28/08- “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”
8/04/08 – “Always look on the bright side of life” – Erick Idle
7/28/08 “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” –Dr. Seuss”
5/22/08 “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vince Lombardi
4/16/08 “A friend is someone who knows everything about you, but likes you anyway” – unknown
1/18/08 “Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing. “ Harriet Braiker
1/8/08 “I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.” – Zach Braff
12/18/07 “If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.” - George S. Patton
11/23/07 “Sorry I was trying to hit air and missed” Talina (after accidentally hitting something)
11/16/07 “We’ll love you just the way you are, if you’re perfect.” -Alanis Morissette
11/2/07 Someone once asked me “Why do you always insist on taking the hard road?” and I replied “Why do you assume I see two roads”? -Unknown
10/16/07 – ” Folks whose lives are miserable look to make those around them miserable too. That is the essence of gossip.” – Ælfgifu
10/15/07 – “The only thing needed for evil to prosper is for good men to do nothing.” – Edmund Burke
10/01/07 – “Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.” – Arthur Stringer
9/25/07 – “There is truth in wine.” – “in vino veritas ” (OK not a quote but prophetic none the less)
8/30/07 – If you refuse, you die; she dies; everybody dies! – Ard: “Heavy Metal“
8/29/07 – “The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” – Paul Fix
8/16/07 : “No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.” – Bertrand Russell
